"He’s devastated me but he’s also made me happier than I’ve ever been."
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Lunch: Salad with balsamic dressing
Snack: Blueberry toast
Dinner: Pinto Beans
"A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms."